Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Healthy College Life!

X is you and C is your Conscience.

Morning!

C: Wake up, it’s late. Time is 8.00
X: It’s just 8.00
C: College at 8.30?
X: I can be 10 mins late to class!
C: You are already 10 mins late.
X: Come on, it will just take 5 mins to get ready and 5 mins to commute. Will sleep till 8.30
C: Just 5 mins to get ready?? You have to Bath
X: huh.. Bath?? How is it going to make a difference?
C: Brush?
X: Mint..
C: Whhhaat??
X: Orbit White
C: Atleast wash your face?
X: No, anyway going to sleep in class.
C: Then, why go to class?
X: Attendance
C: But it takes atleast 10 mins to eat?
X: Food?
C: Yes, breakfast
X: Can’t afford to waste time on that
C: When will you eat?
X: I will have brunch.
C: What the hell is that?
X: I will break my fast at lunch
C: It’s not good for health
X: Come on, 3 hours is not going to make any difference
C: You are spoiling your health
X: Get Lost! Let me sleep

Lunch Time!

C: It’s already half an hour into lunch
X: So?
C: Have your brunch
Y (friend of X): Hey, give your observation?
X: For what?
Y: To copy.
X: To copy what?
Y: Experiments for next hour lab?
X: Lab next hour, SHIT!!
Y: What?
X: Even I should write.
C: You should eat!
X to C: I know.
X to Y: Will you write for me? I have to eat
Y: Get Lost
C: You should eat!
X to C: Wait!
X to Y: Atleast, will you eat for me?
Y: Whhaat????
X: I am sorry!
C: You should eat!
X: Will eat after the lab
C: It’s not good for health
X: Just 2 more hours. I will survive.
C: You are spoiling your health
X: Get Lost! Let me write!

Evening

C: The lab is over, you have to eat
X: Yup! Going to Canteen!
C: Good.
X at Canteen: One Lime Juice
C: Lime Juice???
X: Yeah, Why?
C: How will that be enough?
X: Nothing else tastes good here
C: But you haven’t eaten your breakfast and lunch
X: So what?
C: You need to have some solid food
X: Will eat during dinner
C: You are spoiling your health!
X: Get Lost! Let me drink!

Exams!

C: Time is 12 AM
X: So?
C: You should start studying atleast now
X: Exam is only at 9 in the morning
C: You have got only 2-3 hours to study
X: Do you ever know math? I have 9 hours
C: But you have to sleep?
X: Sleeeep?
C: Yes, Sleep atleast for 6 hours
X: I am taking a Night out!
C: What? You are going out? Now?
X: Night out means no sleep
C: But you have to sleep
X: I have lots to read
C: Then start?
X: After this game
C: When will you sleep!
X: After the exam.
C: You are spoiling your health
X: Get Lost! Let me play!

Exam Morning

C: Starting now?
X: Yeah
C: You have 1 hour
X: Haven’t read the last 2 chapters
C: So?
X: Will go and hear stories from friends
C: Breakfast?
X: Wwack!!
C: What?
X: I am tensed!
C: So?
X: If I eat I will vomit
C: How are they related?
X: It’s like that
C: You didn’t sleep, you should atleast eat
X: Don’t talk about food! It makes me feel sick
C: You are spoiling your health!
X: Get Lost! Let me go!

After the Exam

Y (friend of X): Hey, coming to play Cricket?
X: Ofcourse
C: Cricket??
X: Yeah, Why?
C: You have to sleep
X: Come on, I have to play
C: You didn’t sleep last night
X: I need to relax after exam.
C: Atleast you have to eat
X: Yeah Lime Juice.
C: That’s not enough
X: Never mind
C: It’s so hot
X: So?
C: Without food and sleep, you will feel giddy under this sun
X: I am not pregnant
C: Pregnant?
X: Only pregnant people feel giddy
C: You should eat and sleep

X: No
C: You are spoiling your health!
X: Get lost! Let me play !

Crush

X At Canteen: Shit!
C: What?
X: She is there
C: Who?
X: She
C: So?
X: I like her so much
C: Crush?
X: No, Love
C: Love?
X: Yeah, I love her
C: her?
X: Yes
C: [murmur]Love is blind!
X: What?
C: Nothing
X: Whenever she is around I feel something is happening inside me?
C: What is happening?
X: Like butterflies in stomach
C: That’s acidity. You have to eat!
X: My heart beats so fast
C: You are weak. You have to eat
X: I want to keep looking at her
C: First, finish eating
X: Wait!
C: Eat!
X: She is going
C: Where are you going?
X: To tell a Hi
C: Food?
X: Who cares?
C: You are spoiling your health
X: Get Lost!

Possessiveness

X: I saw her talking to him
C: Who?
X: Her
C: So?
X: I feel bad
C: For what?
X: I love her
C: Feeling bad for that?
X: No
C: Then?
X: Feeling possessive
C: Why?
X: She was talking to him
C: So?
X: I feel bad when she talks to someone else
C: Why is that?
X: She is mine!
C: Does she know that?
X: Stop it!
C: Ok, Eat and sleep
X: I don’t feel like eating
C: Why?
X: I am worried
C: Eat something light
X: No, leave me alone
C: Ok, Sleep atleast
X [at 1 AM]: Hey
C: What?
X: She is mine right?
C: Ofcourse, sleep now
X [at 3 30 AM]: Hey
C: Whaat?
X: What were they talking about?
C: How will I know?
X: Tell me
C: Maybe studies
X: hmmm
C: Please sleep now
X [at 5 30 AM]: If it was about studies why was she giggling?
C: Oh dear, come on, you have to sleep atleast now
X: I am not getting any sleep at all.
C: It’s not good for your health.
X: She will love me right?
C: Yeah. Why not? Sleep now.
X [at 7 30 AM]: May be she likes him
C: You never slept?
X: No
C: Don’t worry, everything will be alright
X: No, I think she likes him
C: [murmur] Good for her
X: What?
C: There will be nothing like that
X: No, she surely likes him
C: Now eat breakfast
X: I don’t feel like
C: You are spoiling your health!

X: Get Lost!

After a couple of years!!

X: I feel like vomiting
C: May be you are tensed!
X: Something is happening in my stomach
C: Butterflies? May be you are in love!
X: It’s paining a lot
C: May be there are bees! Not butterflies
X: I feel giddy
C: May be you are pregnant??
X: …


Vinod Gupta

3 comments:

Rajiv said...

Its really Cool yaar......
keep it up....

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